Matt Ringel @[email protected]
Moved to Boston for the weather. Juggling metaphorical chainsaws for theoretical fun and actual profit. Former wedding photographer, still in recovery.
There is no fidget toy more personally satisfying and externally annoying than a set of 10 casino-grade clay poker chips.
I see all these people saying, "Hey, the Twitter refugees are coming, try to act normal."
When the Twitter refugees came to Tumblr, Tumblr invented a Martin Scorcese-produced film about the Russian Mafia in Italy.
Let's see Mastodon try to outdo that.
Sorry Microsoft but I don’t buy that the authenticator app CANNOT work without app use diagnostics from every single user
“Hey, I think I’ll start learning Norwegian.”
<starts the DuoLingo machine>
“Huh. It keeps mentioning Bokmål.”
<starts the Wikipedia machine>
<starts reading about Bokmål>
<starts reading about Nynorsk>
[time passes]
<throws phone at wall>
Moved to Boston for the weather. Juggling metaphorical chainsaws for theoretical fun and actual profit. Former wedding photographer, still in recovery.
