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My new house has ethernet jacks in most rooms! Hooray!

But I cannot for the life of me figure out why the cable runs all terminate in a *tiny* panel hidden in the unventilated coat closet next to the front door. A closet with no power.

I'm putting a small POE switch in there and hoping it doesn't heat up too much...

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Just checked into my hotel in Stockholm. This is the view from my bed.

If I don't check in tomorrow it's because creepy empty-eyed animals have eaten my soul and there's a mysterious addition to the wallpaper menagerie staring blankly and waiting for the next victim.

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Me: I've finally started watching that show you recommended!

All my friends: Oh, let me tell you my favorite twist that happens three seasons in!

Me: NO SPOILERS

All my friends: Okay no spoilers sure but I'm going to tell you the twist anyway

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Steam: [downloads 300 MB of client update every time I start it]

Also Steam: I didn't want to make you wait so I scheduled the 6 MB patch that stops the game you wanted to play from crashing for 3:37 tomorrow morning

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there's nothing worse in this world than baseball

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Playing a dungeon game where a neural net is DMing has a lot in common with lucid dreaming.

Text in particular is slippery and resistant to being read.

aiweirdness.com/post/187645450

Whoever is doing the venue music for this conference *loves* Tears For Fears.

Don't get me wrong, TFF is great, but after the eighth time you hear "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" in a single day it starts to wear a bit thin.

The good news: I found someplace to get quick vegetarian food.

The bad news: it was apparently made out of ex-lax and poison.

If anyone is at in Portland today, come say hello! I'll be giving a talk on integrating with .

So turns out I'm going to be flying across the country to present an in-depth technical talk on a product I've never heard of... on Monday.

Guess I know what this weekend will be.

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gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

What's that, New England? You thought it was awesome to put *literal chicken wire* in every single wall when building houses 200 years ago, thus making every room into a Faraday cage?

Well, I will just put multiple WiFi access points on the basement ceiling and go through the floor then.

Your move, insane dead house builders.

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I have a deep nostalgia for the future.

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All the UK shenanigans today... I can't even. I'm lost and none of it makes any sense even when the actual events are clearly happening. All I have are virtual hugs for my friends in the UK because WTF, there's nothing else I can do right now.

You deserve better. I'm so sorry.

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