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Whoever is doing the venue music for this conference *loves* Tears For Fears.

Don't get me wrong, TFF is great, but after the eighth time you hear "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" in a single day it starts to wear a bit thin.

The good news: I found someplace to get quick vegetarian food.

The bad news: it was apparently made out of ex-lax and poison.

If anyone is at #sensusummit in Portland today, come say hello! I'll be giving a talk on integrating #sensu with #grafana.

So turns out I'm going to be flying across the country to present an in-depth technical talk on a product I've never heard of... on Monday.

Guess I know what this weekend will be.

What's that, New England? You thought it was awesome to put *literal chicken wire* in every single wall when building houses 200 years ago, thus making every room into a Faraday cage?

Well, I will just put multiple WiFi access points on the basement ceiling and go through the floor then.

Your move, insane dead house builders.

https://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2019/08/case-nightmare-blonde.html

#brexit

All the UK shenanigans today... I can't even. I'm lost and none of it makes any sense even when the actual events are clearly happening. All I have are virtual hugs for my friends in the UK because WTF, there's nothing else I can do right now.

You deserve better. I'm so sorry.

#brexit #bojotheclown

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7/7 jars sealed properly! 🏺

Canning a batch of vegetable broth and it's nice enough out to have the windows open. What madness is this -- is autumn here already? If so, can it please stick around for about the next six months?

I should really be cleaning my disastrously messy house. Instead I'm going to play video games all day.